If I Had Legs I'd Kick You2025
About
- Runtime
- 1 hour 53 minutes
- Language
- English
- Tagline
- Everything is under control.
- Overview
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
- Genres
- Drama
- Released
- January 24, 2025
- Budget
- $1,500,000
- Revenue
- $1,709,642
- Production
- A24
- Central Pictures
- Fat City
- Bronxburgh
Credits
Directing
- Mary BronsteinDirector
- Kate BranomFirst Assistant Director
- Carly KrimSecond Assistant Director
- Gordon BellScript Supervisor
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- Jasmin Osean ThomasSecond Second Assistant Director
- Callum StembridgeSecond Second Assistant Director
Writing
- Mary BronsteinWriter
Art
- Carmen NavisProduction Design
- Kyra BoselliArt Direction
- Kaili CorcoranSet Decoration
- Samantha FigueiraArt Department Coordinator
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- Kalani AkunaGraphic Designer
- Molly E. RamsaySet Dresser
- David DeeSet Dresser
- Erik ValentineSet Dresser
- Holly WilsonSet Dresser
- Bridget RaffertyProperty Master
- Janelle JonesAssistant Property Master
- Pierre RoviraConstruction Coordinator
- Hassan RahimMain Title Designer
Camera
- Christopher MessinaDirector of Photography
- James SchlittenhartFirst Assistant Camera
- Alec NickelSecond Assistant Camera
- Logan WhiteStill Photographer
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- Jesse Coyote Sanchez-StraussSteadicam Operator
- Chris KeenanKey Grip
Costume & Make-Up
- Elizabeth WarnCostume Design
- Sarit KleinMakeup Department Head
- Pamela MayHair Department Head
- Michelle WaldronKey Makeup Artist
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- John NunnOn Set Dresser
- Nina BovaAssistant Costume Designer
- Willa PiroCostume Coordinator
- Vicky DonnerWardrobe Supervisor
- Caroline HortonSet Costumer
- Katie CookeSet Costumer
- Chris CurichKey Hair Stylist
- Alan ScottProsthetic Designer
Crew
- Nitasha BhambreeStunt Coordinator
- Chris BarnesMarine Coordinator
- Dejay RoestenbergStunt Double
- Mohammed J. AliStunt Double
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- Declan MulveyStunt Driver
- Caroline VexlerStunt Driver
- Scott BurikUtility Stunts
- Aaron VexlerUtility Stunts
- Anthony MeccaUtility Stunts
- Mariusz KubickiUtility Stunts
- Lorenzo ZaniniLoader
- Jim RankerSpecial Effects Coordinator
- Amy CohnUnit Publicist
- Natasha LyonneThanks
- Sebastian PardoThanks
- Amy SeimetzThanks
- Turner SmithStunt Coordinator
- Spencer BarnesUtility Stunts
Editing
- Lucian JohnstonEditor
- Camille GilbertAssistant Editor
- Zulema Young-ToledoAssistant Editor
- Nat JencksColorist
Lighting
- Matthew AtwoodGaffer
Production
- Tatiana BearsCo-Producer
- Bruno Vernaschi-BermanCo-Producer
- Ryan ZacariasProducer
- Josh SafdieProducer
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- Sara MurphyProducer
- Eli BushProducer
- Richie DoyleProducer
- Conor HannonProducer
- Lauren EbnerAssociate Producer
- Ronald BronsteinProducer
- Geraldine BarónCasting
- Salome OggenfussCasting
- Mary BronsteinExecutive Producer
- Rose ByrneExecutive Producer
- Rita WalshCo-Producer
- Eduardo SobrinoUnit Production Manager
- John Paul Lopez-AliCo-Producer
- Margaux BeckAssociate Producer
- J. IzonAssociate Producer
- Dennis ThomasArt Department Production Assistant
- Ruby McCollisterCasting Assistant
- Emma WarrenCasting Assistant
- Elise RavenCasting Assistant
- Meredith Jacobson MarcianoBackground Casting Director
- Tatiana BearsLine Producer
- Alethia St. JoanProduction Secretary
- Mary Beth MinthornExecutive In Charge Of Production
- Julie VelezProduction Accountant
- Samantha SantosLocation Manager
- Katarina DedicovaAssistant Location Manager
- Kim MatulloPost Production Accountant
- Evan CathcartUnit Production Manager
Sound
- Filipe MessederSupervising Sound Editor
- Filipe MessederSound Re-Recording Mixer
- Filipe MessederSound Designer
- Ruy GarcíaSound Re-Recording Mixer
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- Nick CaramelaSound Effects Editor
- Laura HeinzingerFoley Editor
- Ben KruseFoley Editor
- Tommy StangFoley Artist
- Patrick SouthernSound Mixer
- Deanna WilliamsBoom Operator
- Kristin CatuognoADR Editor
- Kristin CatuognoDialogue Editor
- Abby HarrisonAssistant Sound Editor
- Jared SeidmanADR Mixer
- Chris NavarroADR Mixer
- Jeffrey RoyADR Mixer
- Melissa ChapmanMusic Supervisor
- Annie PearlmanMusic Supervisor
Visual Effects
- Anders NymanVisual Effects Supervisor
- Johann KunzSpecial Effects Supervisor
- Jesse MorrowVisual Effects Producer
- Brad KalinoskiVisual Effects Supervisor
League points
Total, 2026 season
50Average draft position
5.7- Golden Globes20
- Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences15
- British Academy of Film and Television Arts5
- Screen Actors' Guild5
- Writers Guild of America5
50 points for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You. Show the breakdown.
- Golden Globes20
- Best Female Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical or ComedyWon20
- Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences15
- Actress in a Leading Role15
- British Academy of Film and Television Arts5
- Best Actress in a Leading Role5
- Writers Guild of America5
- Original Screenplay5
- Screen Actors' Guild5
- Performance by a female actor in a leading role5
Trailers
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